Ten Reasons to Feel Awkward at the Willy T

Well, we survived our trip to the Willy T...just. It is everything that we thought it would be: drunk and debaucherous - just like an episode of Girls Gone Wild. Gary had to walk carefully to make sure he didn’t trip over his tongue that was hanging extraordinarily far out of his mouth.

We got ourselves a drink, after elbowing our way through a gaggle of scantily clad girls and their men of the minute (an hour is far too long).  It was once we had sat down that we began to feel rather out of place, and even awkward, given that we had forgotten to bring our blow up monkey.  So we took it upon ourselves to create the master list of 10 reasons to feel awkward at the Willy T:

1. You are fully clothed;
2. You are sober;
3. When choosing your outfit you left something to the imagination;
4. Your T shirt doesn’t read “your boat or mine”, ”ship-faced” or “it’s not a weekend, it’s a lifestyle”;
5. Your bikini isn’t fluro, frilly or failing;
6. You forgot to wear a tutu/captains hat/aviators/beer goggles;
7. You can measure your relationship in years not minutes or, heaven forbid, hours;
8. You’re not in line to jump off the top deck naked to get free drinks;
9. When offered a Quick F&%$ or S** on the Beach, you were expecting a beverage;
10. You leave with the same boy/girl you arrived with.

Gary described the Willy T as the ultimate Piedy party with girls.

The Willy T really is a fantastic place for the unmarried or really adventurous type.   We are just 8 years too late... and too married.